Mystery Scientology Theater Last Century

Rantings of a MADMAN named Hubbard Episode XXIII

In the not too distant past,
1950 A.D.,
There was a guy named Ron,
He worked as a cheesy sci-fi writer,
But got tired of being a low paid wog,

So he decided to create his own religion,
One where he'd be god,
He'll have to turn them all into ronbots.
brainwashing routines for everybody!

If you're wondering how he researched his tech,
Then repeat to yourself, "It's just a con,
I should really just submit.
To Mystery Scientology Theater Last Century!

From "Role of Earth", 30 October 1952:
"..the Fourth Invader Force was here. The Fifth
Invader Force came in to use this area, and the
name of this solar system is Space Station 33.
They started to use this area without suspecting
that the Fourth Invader Force had been there for
God knows how many skillion years, had been sitting
down, and they have their installations up on Mars,
and they have a tremendous, screened operation.

The Martian operation is a fascinating operation,
simply because it has gone into 100 percent holding
force. And it does everything it does with tremendous
coversion. It's sitting behind a defense screen of
enormous size, and nobody - it's practically
impossible to penetrate that, except as a thetan.
And if you penetrate it as a thetan, you go through
the Martian screen, and they got you!"

Did anything factual ever come out of Hubbard's mouth?



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